The Phantom Flag Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Klubnik tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
91%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Klubnik's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.