The Pick-Six Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Klubnik's stadium. Only over Klubnik.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Klubnik takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
83%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Klubnik drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.