The Sack Spiral Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
- Klubnik's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
86%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Klubnik's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.