The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Klubnik gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Clemson's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- The play clock hits zero on Klubnik four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Klubnik, Klubnik, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.