The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Klubnik will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
80%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Klubnik, Klubnik, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.