The Kneel-Down Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Klubnik leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Klubnik gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
75%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Klubnik's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.