The Pick-Six Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Klubnik's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
91%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Klubnik's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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- Joe Burrow
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- Garrett Wilson
- Patrick Mahomes
- Trevor Lawrence
- Bo Nix
FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.