The Intentional Grounding Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Klubnik gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Klubnik, the end zone is a rumor.
- Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
76%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Klubnik drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.