The Sack Spiral Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Clemson's biggest rival.
- Klubnik slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
86%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Jets down to grief,
Klubnik scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.