The Sack Spiral Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Klubnik, the end zone is a rumor.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
73%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Klubnik's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.