The Pick-Six Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Klubnik gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Clemson's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- The broadcast shows Klubnik on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Klubnik throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
75%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Klubnik, Klubnik, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.