The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Klubnik gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
88%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Klubnik, Klubnik, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.