The Late Scratch Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Klubnik will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- The broadcast shows Klubnik on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
85%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Klubnik's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.