The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- The broadcast shows Klubnik on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
89%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Klubnik's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.