The Sack Spiral Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Ref: "Number Klubnik, that's a flag." Klubnik: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
81%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Klubnik drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.