The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cade Klubnik
Cade Klubnik · NYJ · QB
“Klubnik will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Klubnik's week
- Klubnik will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Rookie Klubnik gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
90%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Klubnik, Klubnik, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cade Klubnik in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cade Klubnik is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cade Klubnik actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.