The Mystery Tweak Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Douglas's stadium. Only over Douglas.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Rookie Douglas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Douglas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Douglas drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.