The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“Douglas will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Douglas is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- The QB looks at Douglas exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
82%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Ravens locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Douglas, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.