The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Douglas's stadium. Only over Douglas.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Rookie Douglas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Douglas gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
77%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Douglas scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.