The Phantom Holding Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“Douglas scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Douglas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.
- Rookie Douglas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
83%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A used challenge flag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Douglas, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.