The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“Douglas gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Douglas gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Rookie Douglas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
83%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Douglas, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.