The Dropped Pass Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“Rookie Douglas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Douglas tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Ref: "Number Douglas, that's a flag." Douglas: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
81%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Douglas, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.