The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“Rookie Douglas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Douglas will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Douglas is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
84%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Douglas drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.