The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“Douglas is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Rookie Douglas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Douglas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Texas Tech's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Douglas, Douglas, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.