The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Douglas's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Douglas tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Douglas tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
84%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Douglas drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.