The Butter-Finger Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“Rookie Douglas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Douglas finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Douglas gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
90%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Douglas, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.