The Shadow Coverage Hex of Caleb Douglas
Caleb Douglas · MIA · WR
“Douglas does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Douglas's week
- Rookie Douglas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Douglas will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
74%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Douglas drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Caleb Douglas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Caleb Douglas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Caleb Douglas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.