The Late Scratch Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Ridley runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
82%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Ridley, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.