The Hamstring Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- The broadcast shows Ridley on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Ridley will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
86%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ridley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.