The Inch-Short Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- The QB looks at Ridley exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Ridley gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
79%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ridley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.