The Dropped Pass Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“The broadcast shows Ridley on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Ridley does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
80%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Ridley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.