The Shadow Coverage Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
- Ridley tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
85%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
Incantation
Eye of 49ers, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Ridley scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.