The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ref: "Number Ridley, that's a flag." Ridley: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Ridley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
72%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Ridley, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.