The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Ridley is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
79%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Ridley's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.