The Phantom Holding Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Ridley gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
73%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Titans down to grief,
Ridley scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.