The Butter-Finger Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Ridley's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Ridley runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
73%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Giants locker room
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Ridley, Ridley, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.