The Hamstring Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Ridley gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
89%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Ridley, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.