The Snap Count Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Ridley scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
78%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Ridley, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.