The Inch-Short Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- The QB looks at Ridley exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
91%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Ridley, Ridley, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.