The Late Scratch Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- Ridley goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
75%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Ridley's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.