The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Ridley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Ridley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.