The Inch-Short Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“The QB looks at Ridley exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Ridley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
89%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Ridley, Ridley, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.