The Hamstring Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Ridley scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
73%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Ridley drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.