The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Ridley's stadium. Only over Ridley.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
- The broadcast shows Ridley on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
87%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Ridley's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.