The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Calvin Ridley
Calvin Ridley · TEN · WR
“Ridley's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Ridley's week
- Ridley will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Ridley's stadium. Only over Ridley.
90%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Ridley drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Calvin Ridley in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Calvin Ridley is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Calvin Ridley actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.