The Phantom Flag Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Coach says Skattebo is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Skattebo scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
73%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Skattebo's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.