The Committee Backfield Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Ref: "Number Skattebo, that's a flag." Skattebo: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
81%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Skattebo's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.