The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
- Skattebo is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
74%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Skattebo drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.