The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
- Skattebo rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
78%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Skattebo's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.