The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cam Skattebo
Cam Skattebo · NYG · RB
“Skattebo loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Skattebo's week
- Skattebo breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Skattebo gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.
75%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Skattebo drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Skattebo in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Skattebo is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Skattebo actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.